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Interests: cleveland browns, cool crisp air, cool hand luke, jesus christ, keepin' it real, kill bill, led zeppelin, nike shox, non-smokers, rock and roll, russians, smoothies, sopranos, white stripes, and most of all- myself and of course, you.
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Occupation: Unemployed/Between Jobs


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Member Since: 4/24/2005

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Tuesday, August 09, 2005

One thing that always irratated me was when TV shows or movies try to show how life is on the "streets". I have yet to see anyone anywhere do this without coming across really corny. Dave Chapelle probably did it best on his show, but he was making fun of that stuff. I'm talking about movies or shows that try to give an authentic representation of how conversations go down in urban settings.

Now, I'm not an expert on living in the ghetto or the "streets", the hard-knock life, etc. But I know  some corny dialogue when I hear it. The latest example comes from a show called "The Wire" on HBO. I'm trying to get into this so called GRITTY cop drama about the drug wars on the streets of Baltimore. But, I've got to believe even the black actors hired to play the GRITTY drug dealers from the ghetto are laughing to themselves when they say their lines. A typical conversation will try to replicate street lingo by going something like this:

Thug #1: "Yo Dog, that's wack!"

Thug #2:"True, represent fool."

Thug #1:"Mos Def. No Doubt. Word G"

I have to think that although someone somewhere probably used a few of these words in some parts of their speech, the only ones doing so now are wiggers and actors playing thugs on TV.


Thursday, July 28, 2005

Why the heck are Yellow Trucks orange? This baffles me!


Monday, July 25, 2005

Xanga needs love.

If I had to pick my favorite Britney Spears song I'd choose "Everytime". I like that one.

 


Wednesday, May 18, 2005

"I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!"


"I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker."



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